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Weird thoughts & genius ideas
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- Relatively speaking
- Grrr.
- Hot web comic action
- Exception
- First!
- I have no recollection of that
- My new band
- Passive aggressive notes
- Something out of a dream
- Cookie biz
- Nose Trespassing
- I’ve been thinking about having kids…
- Google this!
- Let me repeat that…
- New shampoo
- Rings True
- He must have an interesting perspective
- Out of body, out of mind?
- Vertical driving ascension
- I had to be sure.
- Red light achievement unlocked
- MMMCo
- It takes two to entangle
- Buff cats
- In a mobile world…
- Ah, forget it
- Personal records
- Ebooks
- Spy vs Spy
- Dem words
- True
- The gas pump
- Yacht
- It’s an old lock
- Zerosetta Stone
- You can’t tell half a joke
- 42 minutes until charged
- Living on the moon
- Ketchup
- VST2K™
- Someone to talk to
- Ain’t nobody like me
- Everbody's a critic
- An unexpected guest
- The sweat shop
- Mind reading
- Likers Incorporated
- That's so alpha
- My cookie policy
- One of those days
- The little things
- Verbal thoughtwaves
- Artists will understand
- Day recycling
- Do you have the ring?
- Terrible fun
- Hypomnesia
- Self-improvement
- Unrenowned
- The naked truth
- Might as well jump
- Feel the vibration
- Blah!
- Circus monkeys
- Halloween suggestion
- I am chicken! Hear me cluck!
- Some people
- The know-it-all
- Shhh.
- The starry day
- Slackers
- Texting and driving solutions
- Unbelievable
- Quick thinking
- Zen saying
- Snapple
- The future, delivered
- Blunderlist
- The next big mind blower
- It's not you
- Worry some
- Zero propaganda
- Ok, breathe
- Smart club
- Honored
- Don't knock it 'til you try it
- All we are…
- Funny thoughts
- Dear scientists
- History 1
- Earlier…
- Mind games
- Custom car alarms
- Earl…
- Now with more!
- The escalation of awesome
- You may say I'm a dreamer
- Open during construction
- Imagination Monday
- Time Tide
- Mars on my mind
- Down to earth
- "Feels like"
- Some fish
- The Top 10 hottest people
- Inconspicuous
- Ex-change
- Undecided
- The usual
- Scary
- Shear madness
- Dark humor
- Fake it til you make it
- Control, Alt, Delete
- TLDR
- BMR
- Wanted: 7 billion people
- A really good idea
- I can't get no…
- Tiger Sauce?
- Prognostication infatuation
- Honzilla?
- Desk gum
- A million uses!
- Paradox prescription
- Four in the morning
- Yet another reason why I need a time machine
- Closed toes
- PB&JF
- Wants to connect…
- Drone Tech
- When I run my own cosmetics company…
- UFC GUM
- Going to the dogs
- Manhole covers
- Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
- Band name of the day
- Dear Supercuts
- Wi-Fi network available
- Weird Kickstarter project idea…
- Serving says…
- It's sedimentary, my dear Watson
- Routine interruption
- Smart Stay
- Dear Google (again)
- Albert Einstein was a time traveler
- Big money! Big money! No whammies!
- Rock n Roll
- Immunity
- Discount gas
- Trees
- Perilwear
- Blending desires
- Seriously, everyone
- Do you believe in magic?
- Fronts
- Garlic
- To do
- Duct tape
- The note keeper
- Noisy wind makers
- Fashion rebirth
- Ain’t going nowhere
- Lost or stolen items
- Pre-Web
- Desynchronization
- Sunchronicity
- Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
- Tree litter
- Wheep whoop! Aww! Aww! Aww!
- Musical Cars
- Where the sun don't shine
- Why I need an open-minded mate
- That wheel
- How progress bars work
- Conservation & consequences
- A dream of mine
- Lag
- Why the Internet is like a sushi buffet
- Nouveau Cricetinae
- Motion sickness
- Inertial forces
- It's a splicy future
- I have my reasons
- Dear Facebook
- When I operate my own auto manufacturing business…
- Dear LinkedIn
- Edgy
- A love for laughter
- Proceed directly to the penitentiary, do not pass start.
- What's on your mind?
- The camera adds 10 pounds
- Sweaty shirts
- Instinctive impulses
- The biodegradability of chewing gum
- Then and now
- Anticipatory problem solving
- Mini pillow rings that I didn't invent (but almost could have)
- SQRLS?
- Drive it like you stole it
- Fairy tale ending
- Audience challenge for August 13, 2013
- Verbose mode
- Superhero hair
- Because hovering!
- Full contact sleeping
- Lifehack of the day
- El Mariachi band
- Auto audio enhancements
- Horn settings
- Laughception
- The ambiguity of hey
- Zero’s Cupcakes on a Katana™
- My next genius idea!
- Tear here
- Sunblock
- Time travelers
- Universal toilet seat covers
- An argument for everything
- Space available
- Opinions, man.
- Increasing Facebook's profit margin
- BFF
- Learn how one simple weird trick…
- Volume control
- There's something about New Zealand
- Getting a grip
- I think I just tore the space time continuum
- Are you serious?
- The courage of a lion
- Dear genetic engineers
- Optimism vs. pessimism
- Blue Powerade
- Safety first
- Two bathrooms
- My newest hobby
- Birdsongs
- Plenty of fish
- Day replacement
- I need a new catchphrase
- My brilliant suggestion for an already brilliant product…
- Gender exploits and control groups
- Funky Town
- Eighty eight percent
- The abyss
- What Zero wonders. Part 2.
- Mad beats
- Trigonometry
- Dress for success
- I think
- Sry grmr enthusiasts
- Senses 2.0
- A week system
- Sun down
- The game of life
- Literally
- Superhero challenges
- Brilliant idea of the day…
- Knock knock jokes
- Zero
- Other people's problems
- Multitasking
- Troglodytic words
- Arachnid afterlife
- My exciting new hobby…
- Trust me, it's for my own good…
- A pool of historical greatness
- Schrodinger’s joke
- What to expect…
- When it's finally my turn to be ruler of the universe…
- The correlation between writing and driving…
- Wanted: A good man
- Undergoing scheduled maintenance
- When the bank opens…
- Adverse possession
- If I could rearrange the alphabet…
- I finished the Internet (contains spoilers)
- If dreams came true…
- Being bold
- BAM!
- Rat parts
- A disturbance in the Force
- Life in the tropics
- Baseball
- Next
- The Golden Gate/Bridge.
- I'm in a lot of bands.
- Failing to win
- My novel idea for a novel
- Waiting for my superpowers to kick in.
- Flip-flop ninja
- Water bottle talky
- Be selective.
- Bravery and stupidity.
- And I quote
- I need a real universal remote
- Monkey LLC.
- Party crasher
- Mute
- The zombie walk
- Important question!
- Honking
- None
- Date movies
- Leaf blowers
- Got flair?
- Humpty