What to expect…

Schrodinger's joke
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I understand that it’s probably a very niche market, but somebody needs to write a book called “What to expect when you’re NOT expecting.”

Because I’m definitely not expecting, but I still just found myself browsing *baby books on Amazon… you know, like guys do. DUH.

(*Which by the way, is completely overwhelming — as there are SOOO MANY books on this topic!)

I figure the more I know about what to expect — when I’m not expecting — before I am expecting, then the better my chances of getting that “#1 Dad” mug.

Of course, now that I think about it, perhaps I should be browsing “Art of Seduction” books instead…

This is like a chicken and egg conundrum, isn’t it?

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