If there’s an afterlife for spiders — and if they ever talk about the last few seconds up to their death — I imagine it often goes something like this:
So, how’d YOU die?
“Well, I was just doing my spider thing. Minding my own spider business, like I always do… when all of a sudden I hear this blood curdling scream!”
And then what happened?
“I dunno! I died.”
Thanks to Drew Banyai for sharing this link to “The Misunderstood House Spider” in the comments.
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