Down to earth

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That awkward moment you realize that the only people who aren’t actually “down to earth” are in space.

And when astronauts tell someone that they wish they were down to earth, it’s an insult.

It’s like saying, “I wish you weren’t here.”

Conversely, “I wish you were up in space” is a great insult for down to earth people.

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