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That awkward moment you see a billboard advertising boots with “anti-fatigue technology”.

I can only assume this means that whenever the boots sense that you’re getting tired, they come to life and literally kick your butt.

Man, I love technology, but seriously, you can save yourself some money and just hire me.

And if you act now, I’m offering a special “Buy 2 Anti-Fatigue Butt Kickings and Get 1 Free!” deal.

That’s a 33{82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} savings over my regular anti-fatigue butt kicking offer!

Don’t wait! Call now, slackers!

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