I always find it amusing when weather reports indicate what the temperature is, but then also tell you what it “feels like”.
It’s 70 degrees — but it “feels like” 77.
I mean to think some dude gets paid to go places and tell you what it feels like…
That’s how it works, right? ;)
Well, I want to be that guy.
“The temperature gauge says it’s 88 in Springfield. Quick, get Zero over there to tell us what it _really_ feels like!”
“88, eh? Those temperature gauges know nothing, folks! It feels like 89!” … “But if I take my shirt off, it feels like 87!”
I want that job. Send me everywhere. I’ll tell you what it “feels like”.
Doesn’t even have to be weather related.
Want to know what a fake leather couch you saw on Craigslist feels like? I’ll go there and tell you.
“Feels like the belly of a baby alligator after it’s been fed.”
Never tried Sriracha sauce before? I’ll tell you what it feels like.
“Feels like sucking on a spicy 9 volt battery.”
Making out with a supermodel?
Well, see, now you’ve gone and stumped me. But if you help fund my “Feels like” project on Kickstarter, I will make it a priority to find out!
With enough money we can do anything!
Oh yes. Let’s do this.