You’re not going to believe this, but when people say, “You’re not going to believe this…” and then proceed to tell me something I can believe, I’m not sure I should believe anything else they say — whether they say I will believe it or not — because they said I wouldn’t believe something I ended up believing.
It’s like, “You’re wrong. I do believe it. And now I can’t trust you.”
I mean, it’s unbelievable.