Lost or stolen items

Damn you autocorrect
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Weird thought of the day:

In all of my travels, I have yet to come across a sign that says, “Yes, we are responsible for your lost or stolen items.”

It’s always, *”It ain’t us!”

*I may be paraphrasing.

One day I’d really like to see a sign claim responsibility for my lost or stolen items. Then I’d no longer have to wonder.

“Oh, so THIS is where my socks and pens went!”

Just knowing. That would be a relief. Really.

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