Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
Weird thoughts and genius ideas, awkward moments and real-life encounters. Over 1,800 posts are in the archive (about 400 of them are text only), so pick one, browse by theme, hit Random, or start at the beginning. New here? The multi-panel comics are a good place to start.
Yes, it's a web comic. No, not every post has a picture. Some of them never got drawn, and some didn't need it. Think of them as comics in spirit.
Good news: I found the time machine I always wanted. Bad news: I didn't know how to use it. I pushed a few buttons. Okay, a lot of buttons. Now it's been 7 years since I posted regularly. But here I am. And since no time has passed for me, I'll be continuing my regular posting habit right where I left off.
That awkward moment you're a glorified stick figure with a big head and weird arms and no one knows if you have any feet...
And then you're suddenly a glorified stick figure with a big head and slightly less weird arms, new legs, and now everyone knows you've been wearing flip-flops this whole time.
I'm a little nervous to see what else is in this redesign.
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30 dollars
I finally understand Whoopie
Eucalyptus!
So what did I miss?
I used to be funny
Englishly speaking
The cafe mug
Title here
Up to 7 billion people agree!
Every day
Valued guest
Award acceptance
A pinnacle of poise
Big savings on ebay
A first impression
Personal records
Idiot proof
OMG I'm melting
Free virtual hugs!!!
Gym porn
Probably a lot
The games people play
Discount groceries
Wanted: A good man
Self love
Coffitivity.com
And you have no legs
The lefty
And what does this title mean?
Life Goals
Picture this
Ebooks
The math problem
Traffic
You feel me?
Banking banter