Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
Weird thoughts and genius ideas, awkward moments and real-life encounters. Over 1,800 posts are in the archive (about 400 of them are text only), so pick one, browse by theme, hit Random, or start at the beginning. New here? The multi-panel comics are a good place to start.
Yes, it's a web comic. No, not every post has a picture. Some of them never got drawn, and some didn't need it. Think of them as comics in spirit.
Good news: I found the time machine I always wanted. Bad news: I didn't know how to use it. I pushed a few buttons. Okay, a lot of buttons. Now it's been 7 years since I posted regularly. But here I am. And since no time has passed for me, I'll be continuing my regular posting habit right where I left off.
That awkward moment you draw a cartoon version of your 14-lb adventure dog, Koti, who you rescued because you always said you needed a sidekick... only to realize you never gave the cartoon version of yourself pupils.
Koti: "Which is why I should definitely be put in charge."
Previously, the redesign: Underwear status: TBD
Meet Koti: my adventure companion, who I rescued on June 2, 2023, when he was estimated to be about a year old. Since nobody knows his real birthday, that's the day we celebrate both. My canine sidekick is only new to you. The redesign is new to both of us. The eyebrows are still on backorder. Follow our real adventures, "Adventures with Koti & Zero," on YouTube , TikTok , Instagram or Facebook .
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