Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
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That awkward moment you draw a cartoon version of your 14-lb adventure dog, Koti, who you rescued because you always said you needed a sidekick... only to realize you never gave the cartoon version of yourself pupils.
Koti: "Which is why I should definitely be put in charge."
Previously, the redesign: Underwear status: TBD
Meet Koti: my adventure companion, who I rescued on June 2, 2023, when he was estimated to be about a year old. Since nobody knows his real birthday, that's the day we celebrate both. My canine sidekick is only new to you. The redesign is new to both of us. The eyebrows are still on backorder. Follow our real adventures, "Adventures with Koti & Zero," on YouTube , TikTok , Instagram or Facebook .
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Welcome to Zero Talking, where you'll find weird thoughts and genius ideas, awkward moments and real-life encounters. Over 1,800 posts are in the archive (about 400 of them are text only), so pick one, browse by theme, hit Random, or start at the beginning. New here? The multi-panel comics are a good place to start.
Yes, it's a web comic. No, not every post has a picture. Some of them never got drawn, and some didn't need it. Think of them as comics in spirit.
The good news is, I found the time machine I always wanted. The bad news is, I didn't know how to use it. I pushed a few buttons. Okay, a lot of buttons. To you, it looks like I didn't post anything between 2019 and 2026. To me, it was just another day of time travel. But here I am, picking up my regular posting habit right where I left off.
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Underwear status: TBD
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The cafe mug
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Title here
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Coffitivity.com
The lefty
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Life Goals
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