Welcome to Zero Talking

Weird thoughts and genius ideas, awkward moments and real-life encounters. Over 1,800 posts are in the archive (about 400 of them are text only), so pick one, browse by theme, hit Random, or start at the beginning. New here? The multi-panel comics are a good place to start.

Yes, it's a web comic. No, not every post has a picture. Some of them never got drawn, and some didn't need it. Think of them as comics in spirit.

News

After far too long, this site got a fresh coat of paint in early October 2026. You can now click any comic to enlarge it. And now this whole process has made me want to start posting again. So... stay tuned.