Everyone talks about plastics, but chewing gum isn’t biodegradable either. Therefore, I am now trying to work out a business plan that involves gum recycling.
There are so many amazing possibilities!
For example, imagine portable gum recycling units where everyone spits out their gum. Then the machine works its magic and by the next morning you have a fresh, albeit slightly used, batch of flavorful gum!
Or government subsidized gum recycling centers where used gum is turned into highway crack filler!
Seriously, gum recycling possibilities are endless!
And this is how I will make my fortune!