As someone who speaks only a single language, I’ve recently decided to learn another language in order to be considered bilingual.
I’ve also determined that the fastest way for me to learn a second language is to invent my own.
And since the side-effect of inventing my own language is that I’ll be the only one who knows it, there won’t ever be much need for me to use it.
Thus, I can save another step by only inventing my language as it’s needed, rather than all at once.
Thus, I am pleased to make the following announcement:
Bubbagazelle rastivatiga goostazoffibot!
(Translation: I’m bilingual! Woohoo!)
Originally published on: Nov 1, 2014 @ 11:47