I’m thinking about starting a “Like service”. It would basically be like a dog walking service, but instead of walking your dogs when you’re not available, it’s a service that likes posts for you on Facebook.
Heck, maybe it’ll be a whole Social Media outsourcing service.
That way you can *appear* to be active on social media without ever having to actually spend any time on it.
That’s right, for only $5 per week I will take care of all of your social media responsibilities.
And for only $5 more, I will pretend to be your boyfriend (or girlfriend).
And for $5 more, I will actually be your boyfriend or girlfriend. As long as you don’t mind if I see other people. And make money from them.
Lots and lots of money.