Roald Dahl says,
“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
So I tried it.
And I’m telling you, I ain’t seeing no sunshine coming outta my face.
And I certainly don’t always look lovely.
And frankly, when I look at myself in the mirror when I am thinking “good thoughts”, I look kinda creepy. O_o
What am I doing wrong!? Do I have a sunshine leak somewhere else? Does this only work at night? On Fridays? Or in the southern hemisphere?
‘Cause I really want to see this sunshine coming out of my face. I think it would freak people out.
And then I could make money off it.
Somehow. Maybe join a circus. I dunno.
Don’t worry about the details. I’ll think of something.