Leaf blowers. Noisily pushing things from one place to another place, since leaf blowers were invented.
I think I’m going to invent a leaf blower app. For only $1.49, it will be 99{82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} as effective as a leaf blower, but with one amazing feature…
A mute button.
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