New Kickstarter project idea:
Find the segment of the population — who are online dating — that don’t actually like to have fun, like to laugh, or like dogs.
These fine citizens could probably shed a lot of light on the dark side of the human condition.
I think it would be fascinating.
“So, Bob. You don’t like laughing, having fun, or dogs?”
“No, sir. Can’t stand ’em.”
“Have you ever had fun, Bob?”
“Yes. I had fun once. It was awful.”
“You wouldn’t by any chance happen to like drama, would you, Bob?”
“Looove drama. Can’t get enough of it, really.”
Get the FBI involved, because these people are probably hiding something.
But also because they’d love the drama.