New Kickstarter project idea:
Find the segment of the population — who are online dating — that don’t actually like to have fun, like to laugh, or like dogs.
These fine citizens could probably shed a lot of light on the dark side of the human condition.
I think it would be fascinating.
“So, Bob. You don’t like laughing, having fun, or dogs?”
“No, sir. Can’t stand ’em.”
“Have you ever had fun, Bob?”
“Yes. I had fun once. It was awful.”
“You wouldn’t by any chance happen to like drama, would you, Bob?”
“Looove drama. Can’t get enough of it, really.”
Stretch goal:
Get the FBI involved, because these people are probably hiding something.
But also because they’d love the drama.
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