I see this sign, it says “Safety First” — and I’m like, “Has anyone ever actually done research clearly indicating that ‘Safety First’ is the best policy?”
I mean, doesn’t it kind of matter what you’re doing?
What if “Safety Second” is the best course of action?
I think I’m going to try an experiment…
I’ll be reckless.
I’ll be safe.
And if I survive that experiment…
THEN I’ll be safe FIRST.
And THEN I’ll be reckless.
I’ll let you know how it goes.