I'm in a lot of bands.

Wanted: Winged horse
My virginity.

I pretend facebook “groups” are like “bands” — and when y’all just add to me to your groups without asking me, it’s just because you really really really badly want me in your band.

I’m flattered. Thank you.

But you should know… I sing like a Muppet and I don’t play any instruments.

See the comments on Facebook.