I think I’m going to start a meet-up group for mail order brides.
And then just sort of show up.
*”Oh, hi. Yeah, I’m single. Do you speak English?”
…
There’s a slight chance that I haven’t thought this all the way through.
… Or maybe I have! Muahahaha!
From the comments:
David: I read that as “mail order bribes” and thought that would save a lot of time.
Zero: Yeah. Yeah. That’s what I meant. Mail order bribes. It’s brilliant!
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