It is a dream of mine that, one day, I will be able to go to an event and a bunch of people will fall down.
And I will be holding a microphone.
Into which I can say, “Y’all be trippin’!”
Wait… maybe that really is a dream I had. O_o
Anyway — I think it’s possible. …But I may have to booby trap my own wedding procession to make it happen…