I always find it a little sad that every time I go into a public restroom that has one of those koala baby changing stations, there are never any baby koalas available.
Just kidding. No duct tape necessary. Apparently, other than the fact that it’s difficult to open that door from the outside, my door doesn’t need those screws.
Heck, maybe I’ll just have that door welded shut and make any potential dates get in “Dukes of Hazzard” style (for the win!).
Corey: Would said dates be wearing Daisy Dukes? And what if you get lucky? Then you’ll be doubly screwed thanks to the screw up that left your screws unscrewed.
Zero: That’s the truthiest thing I’ve read all day!