Dear shady guy in the cap and hoodie

Coffee: black

Dear shady guy in the cap and hoodie,

Ah. The smash and grab. It’s like a box of chocolates.

Here’s what you’ve recently acquired:

  • A backpack

    Inside the backpack…

    • Gym sneakers
    • Shampoo
    • Loofah
    • Bodywash
    • Shaving gel
    • Lotion
    • Shower flip flops
    • A portable shaver
    • Hair clippers
    • 3 pairs of socks
    • A bag of toiletries: deodorant, razor, clippers, toothbrush & paste…

Probably not the haul you were looking for, but I hope you find a use for them.

And thanks. I am now once again faced with having to choose a new body wash.

And a new passenger side window. I’ll need one of those, too.

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