Dear auto glass repair shop

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Dear people who replaced by car window and tinted it for me yesterday…

When you took apart my door to put the glass in, you had to take out several screws in the door to do it.

Well… I’m pretty sure those screws you took out are still sitting on your garage floor somewhere… 500 miles from my current location.

Funny. You screwed things up by unscrewing things up. And now I’m the one who’s screwed.

Fortunately, I’m not classy. And duct tape fixes everything!

Just kidding. No duct tape necessary. Apparently, other than the fact that it’s difficult to open that door from the outside, my door doesn’t need those screws.

Heck, maybe I’ll just have that door welded shut and make any potential dates get in “Dukes of Hazzard” style (for the win!).

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From the comments:

Corey: Would said dates be wearing Daisy Dukes? And what if you get lucky? Then you’ll be doubly screwed thanks to the screw up that left your screws unscrewed.

Zero: That’s the truthiest thing I’ve read all day!