Tinted limbs

Subway memories
Grumpy calf status update


Dear body,

I would like to have more control over which parts of my skin real estate you decide to tan.

I feel like I have an involuntary tan where you have decided my driver’s side arm needed more coloring than my right… Or my face, for example.

And that’s not quite right.

Now, I don’t mind being a little different. Heck, that’s kind of my thing…

But if we could just evenly distribute my tan, maybe I wouldn’t look like an action figure with one limb from another action figure.

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