Dear eyebrows…

Hungry for something


Dear eyebrows,

When I talk about “being yourself” and “non-conformity”, I’m not talking to you.

I swear, anytime I catch myself in a reflection — which is also accompanied by bright light — at least one of you is blatantly trying to “express yourself”.

Stop doing that while I’m still single, please.

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*So I meant to write “eyebrow hairs“, but due to my typo affliction I missed a word — but people still thought this was funny. Unintentional humor for the win!