Oh, English. Ain’t there nothing it is can’t not do?
Dear English language,
I are commandething you! Does what I say, you now!
I done borked my communica bilities. English done gone bye bye. Fat lady she “Lalalala!”
Random semi colon.
Please freeze. Gots da technical hardship. Language pack borked. Reboot gonna happen.
We do soon return you be to regular scheduled post some such.
Sometimes you just have to be silly and nonsensical for your own personal amusement & well-being — without regard to what others think.
Which is the way it should be.
It’s fun. And harmless. And you might just amuse someone else in the process.