Dear Diary,
Woke up at 6 am. It’s 7:45 now. Nothing funny has happened yet.
Growing increasingly alarmed thinking that perhaps that’s it. That maybe I’ve used up all the funny moments in my life.
I didn’t realize I was supposed to spread them out!
Is this just a monthly thing? Perhaps things will reset tomorrow?
Uncertain what I should do.
Can’t I just borrow someone else’s funny moments? You know, the ones they’re not using? I’m sure lots of serious people have rollover moments they’re not using!
I’ll take those! Come on, no one will know.
If it truly has to be this way, I vote for an increase in sexy time.
I must have a lot of those moments saved up… As I can’t, for the life of me, remember the last time I had one.