Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
That awkward moment you walk out to your car in the parking lot and discover you accidentally left it unlocked.
When that happens, I like to pretend that I did it on purpose and was really just testing people.
Nothing stolen?
Good job, humans! You pass!
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Originally published on: Nov 29, 2014 @ 18:20
I wonder if the people who press their car horns for an excessive amount of time are the same people who continue repeating themselves long after they’ve made their point. O_o
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Originally published on: Oct 27, 2013 @ 10:24
I think if I ever rolled over my vehicle, the amount of loose change I’d find would more than cover the cost of repairs.
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Originally published on: Jan 10, 2014 @ 14:25
Every time I see CONSTRUCTION: LANES MERGE AHEAD signs on the freeway I am suddenly able to predict my immediately foreseeable future with 98{82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} accuracy.
Eat that, Nostradamus.
*And that one guy who always waits until the last second to merge. That guy’s an ass.
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Whenever I’m driving and see people who don’t use their blinkers, I just pretend they’re in really slow car chases and they don’t want to let the person chasing them know which direction they’re going.
That awkward moment a car in front of you stops at a green light.
It’s totally like
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That awkward moment a BMW rams into the back of your 4Runner at a stoplight.
That even more awkward moment that pushes you into the Mercedes in front of you.
The good news is my vehicle is 13 years old and I’m not particularly concerned with what what appear to be only moderate cosmetic issues.
We call that “adding character” around here.
(But we all exchanged info anyway).
*Apparently character looks a lot like dents, dings, and scratches.
That awkward moment you legitimately park so badly, that when you get out of your car and discover how badly you parked, you laugh and have to take a picture.
If it wasn’t so absolutely ridiculous, I might be ashamed.
*Yes, I fixed it.
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9:12AM
Driving a Cadillac and listening to a country music radio station on my way to the gym this morning.
My god, I’m living the American Dream.
9:23AM
Good guy mechanic always greets me by name and asks me how I’m doing.
Loans me his Cadillac so I can go to the gym.
9:36AM
Driving someone else’s Cadillac to the gym.
Get followed by police officer.
Go the speed limit.
Don’t get pulled over.
‘Merica!
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One of the reasons I don’t text and drive is because I want to be paying attention so I can try to avoid getting hit by some idiot who is texting and driving.
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