That awkward moment — while driving — and the sound effects coming out of your mouth are far more satisfying than the sound effects coming out of your car.
You know, like when you’re driving through a parking lot, turn into a parking space, and come to a dramatic (but safe) stop… and your tires totally refuse to acknowledge how amazing your driving skills were just then.
I think there’s only one thing to do in this situation. If your tires won’t make the proper sound, ya gotta do it yourself.
“EeeeerrrrrrrRRRRRRRR!”
Sooo much more satisfying.
This is yet another reason why I need to be an eccentric billionaire.
That way I can hire someone to make cool sound effects for me. And maybe even follow me around playing the soundtrack to my life.
I’m picturing lots of Indiana Jones moments.
Music and sound effects accentuate everything!
Bam!
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- Heightened auditory expectations
- Hot blogging action
- Optimal aesthetic conditions
- Trigonometry
- When I operate my own auto manufacturing business…
- BAM!
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