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If you’re ever driving around at night and a street lamp turns off when you approach, that was me. I did that.

This is actually a pretty cool power I’ve had for years. The only problem is that I still have very little control over localizing my ability to turn street lamps off with my mind.

So I’ll be thinking about turning off a street lamp in Fremont, California, but instead, turn off a streetlamp in Boise, Idaho. No, I don’t actually see it happen, but I know. I knooooow.

And that’s just how it works most of the time.

But every once in a while…

*sound effect of street lamp turning off*

Oh yes. That was me. Muahahaha!

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*And then I learned a lot of people who follow me have some interesting “powers”.

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