Every time I see CONSTRUCTION: LANES MERGE AHEAD signs on the freeway I am suddenly able to predict my immediately foreseeable future with 98{82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} accuracy.
Eat that, Nostradamus.
*And that one guy who always waits until the last second to merge. That guy’s an ass.
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