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Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.

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Bad pickup lines

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Bad pickup lines

The idea behind these is that they are so bad and so ridiculous you wouldn’t bothering asking me whether I actually tried using them or not. And yet, I still get responses like, “Well no wonder!” :)

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  • Bulk products
  • I recollect
  • SSSSSS!
  • Pumping with confidence
  • Rolling in the deep
  • Baiting with Benjamins
  • Pinning is winning
  • I have a plan
  • Remembrance
  • Well that's inconvenient
  • Light my irrational fire
  • Veracity
  • We has connection?
  • Indirect responsibility
  • Unnatural selection
  • Limited time offer
  • You make everything groovy
  • Marry that girl
  • For example…
  • Your love
  • It was worth a shot
  • I can't help but notice…
  • Let me show you…
  • Certified
  • Confirm or ignore?
  • Black Friday
  • A great match
  • "Hi Cheryl."
  • Dumbbells
  • Jermaine Stewart was right
  • What do I spy?
  • I think I'm too drunk to drive…
  • Hold still…
  • The Final Countdown
  • I had this crazy dream…
  • Wonder twins activate!
  • Oh, I got game…
  • Zero game
  • Failing to win
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  • About Zero
  • Content
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  • Themes
    • Awkward moments
    • Bad pickup lines
    • Bill Dollar
    • Birds
    • Business Ideas
    • Cafe stories
    • Car Talk
    • Confessions
    • Day humor
    • Dear (somebody)
    • Dialogue (internal, external, or imaginary)
    • Encounters
    • Gym related
    • Laundry time
    • Minor Themes
    • Moolander
    • Muahahaha
    • My mutant powers
    • Play from words
    • Plucky
    • Stabby Joe
    • The name
    • Weird thoughts and genius ideas
    • When I have a family
    • Z33X