“Hey ladies! Who wants a date!? No, not you. You either. Put your hands down.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
From the comments:
Melinda: “You want a date? June 6, 1944.”
Zero: I prefer July 21, 1969.
Melinda: Zero, we’re the most entertaining people I know.
Zero: Aw yeah. High-five!