Pumping with confidence

The most common lie in the world


“I see you’re into the premium stuff. I’m more of a regular guy, myself. But check out my pumping moves.”

Another failed pick up line at the gas station today.

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Re: Pumping with confidence (video)

From the comments:

Carl: ARCO – Pumping With Confidence

Zero: OH HELL YEAH. I am pumping with confidence!

That said, that commercial feels weird. Like a parody. But it isn’t a parody.

Carl: Yeah, when I first saw that, I was amazed that they actually went there. It’s right up there with K-Mart’s “ship my pants” one

Zero: OoooOOOOooooh. O_O.