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Hold still…

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com
Born for business
Today I learned...

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“I bet I could totally bench press you! Hold still…”

Another failed pick up line at the gym today. ;)

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  • About Zero
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    • Single-Panel Comics
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  • Random Post
  • Themes
    • Awkward moments
    • Bad pickup lines
    • Bill Dollar
    • Birds
    • Business Ideas
    • Cafe stories
    • Car Talk
    • Confessions
    • Day humor
    • Dear (somebody)
    • Dialogue (internal, external, or imaginary)
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    • Gym related
    • Laundry time
    • Minor Themes
    • Moolander
    • Muahahaha
    • My mutant powers
    • Play from words
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    • The name
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    • When I have a family
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