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I think I'm too drunk to drive…

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com
Inner dialogue
The Temptress

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“I think I’m too drunk to drive. Do you think I can get a ride home with you?”

Another failed pick up line at the gym today. Man, this is messing with my self confidence.

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