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There's someone for everyone

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com
I brake for milkshakes.
Happy Holidays!

found-your-girlfriend-zero-dean

Whoa. Someone wants me! O_O

*Ah, no. Wait. Crap. She said “insanely attractive” (I’ve seen myself in the morning).

…

Thanks for the heads up this morning, Tilda.

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    • Single-Panel Comics
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  • Random Post
  • Themes
    • Awkward moments
    • Bad pickup lines
    • Bill Dollar
    • Birds
    • Business Ideas
    • Cafe stories
    • Car Talk
    • Confessions
    • Day humor
    • Dear (somebody)
    • Dialogue (internal, external, or imaginary)
    • Encounters
    • Gym related
    • Laundry time
    • Minor Themes
    • Moolander
    • Muahahaha
    • My mutant powers
    • Play from words
    • Plucky
    • Stabby Joe
    • The name
    • Weird thoughts and genius ideas
    • When I have a family
    • Z33X