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We has connection?

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com
Staying classy
Almost famous

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“You and me, we’re like ET and Eliot. Except you’re a girl and your name probably isn’t Eliot, and I’m not an extra-terrestrial and I do what whatever I want.”

Another failed pick up line at the gym today.

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