My “Ask me about being straight and available!” button didn’t attract any ladies at the gym yesterday, so I’m going to try taping $100 bills to my body today and see if that works.
Kimberli: I actually think that one is kinda cute and could work, depending on the delivery!!
Zero: As with many of them — bad as they are — some could actually be “saved” if done in just the right way (proper approach, tone, body language…) with just the right person… at an appropriate time.
In many cases, when strangers approach other strangers and begin speaking, the person being spoken to doesn’t immediately register what is even being said. Instead they are drawing upon all these other factors — and their general sense of comfort and/or attraction to the speaker.
A person’s mind is often made up regarding that kind of immediate “interest” in another person before it has even registered what has been said.
Of course, what IS said does make a difference, but there are so many subtle nuances involved that it isn’t always easy to predict what will work or what won’t.