In cafe. At the coffee station.
I misjudge the alignment of the spout of the creamer container while pouring it into my coffee vessel.
In short, I make a mess.
At the same moment, one of the staff approaches to switch out two of the coffee containers.
“You don’t see this”, I say, as I grab napkins to clean up my spill, “You are unaware of this catastrophe.”
“You will have no recollection of this encounter.”
He laughs, again, “It’s ok.”
As I finish cleaning up the last bit of it and he finishes putting the coffee in place, “My clumsiness should not be your problem.”
“Thanks, I appreciate it”
He laughs again and I walk away.
Jedi mind tricks, if you can’t make ’em work, make ’em funny.