At cafe. Buy coffee.
Walk to coffee dispensers.
Dispense coffee into cup.
Need cup cover.
Grab coffee stirrer.
Look at coffee stirrer and realize I meant to grab cup cover.
Grab another coffee stirrer.
Take mental inventory of what I’m carrying.
Coffee cup. Check!
Filled with coffee. Check!
Two coffee stirrers. O_o
Brain is now very confused.
Mentally reenact entire coffee acquisition process.
Realize I wanted coffee cup cover. Grabbed coffee stirrer.
Not once. But twice.
So this is what it feels like to be Jedi mind tricked? O_o
“These are not the coffee cup covers you are looking for.”