I just smiled and walked away.

I saw your magic.
The forgotten haircut

And today she finally looked at my credit card when she swiped it.

And I said, “Did you just look at my name?”

“Yeah. That’s really your name? You sound like a spy.”

“Yeah, secret agent.”

“Russian?”

“No. You can tell because I don’t have an accent.”

“Ah, but maybe that’s just what you want me to think!”

And I just smiled and walked away.

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