Writes joke.
Unexpectedly laughs at own joke.
Retires joke.
Because when you write a joke that makes 100{82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} of the audience who sees it bust out laughing, you quit while you’re ahead.
This is not that joke. That joke is perfect.
This is just a tribute.