Classifieds

Wanted ads, for sale ads and other things nobody should have posted.

• Wanted: Winged horse
• Lost: Oil lamp
• Wanted: A good man
• Looking for a few good nerds.
• Wanted: A complimentary group of individuals
• Wanted: 7 billion people
• ETS
• For sale: Time machine
• Wanted: Portal to another dimension
• Lost: 1 HOUR