Optimal aesthetic conditions

Lowering expectations
Gravitational hijinks


That awkward moment you discover that all of your photos look better on your phone than they do anywhere else…

So I’ve just now made the decision that from now on, if you want to see my photos, you have to come see me and I’ll hand you my phone and you can browse them that way.

I’ve also recently discovered that I look my personal best when viewed in the reflection of the men’s restroom mirror at the Target in Fremont, CA.

So if you want to look at my photos, you will have to meet me at Target, in the men’s room, in Fremont.

And if you want to look at me, you will have to look at my reflection in the mirror at this particular Target.

But seriously, if I was an eccentric billionaire, I would totally do this.

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