One day when my future children ask me why Daddy always beats them at the games we play, I will have to admit I was practicing long before they were born.
And back in 2013, Daddy said “Hi” to oncoming cars on the California freeway just to see if he could say it fast enough to keep up with traffic flow.
Hi! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hi there! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hey! Hi! Hi! Hello, stranger! Hi! Hi!
Oh yeah, my kids are done for.