Walk into cafe. Long line, so I sit down and setup my laptop.
A staff member walks up…
“Did you get your coffee yet?”
‘Nope. I was going to wait for the line to go down.’
“I’ll go get you a mug.”
20 seconds later she comes back with a mug and hands it to me, “Here you go.”
Talk about the goose that laid the golden… er… coffee mug.