Behold my mutant powers!

Heading to the desert
The tip

Walk up to cafe counter…

“What can I get you?”
How about a coffee?
“What size?”

*I smile* How about any size that comes in a mug!?
“Here you go!” *she hands me a mug and I go to hand her my credit card*

“You’re fine. Don’t worry about it.”

*I pause briefly before deciding it is probably in my best interest to act naturally — so I smile, say “Thank you!” —

— and walk away determined that the only logical explanation is that I am an X-man with an unknown super power — a power which I am now determined to master.


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