The tip

Behold my mutant powers!
Testosterone booster.


Department store. Las Vegas. 8pm.

That awkward moment you Pay for an item in change, but end up counting wrong and overpay the older lady by 20 cents…

So you jokingly say, “Well, that’s your tip!”

And She says, “We’re not allowed to accept tips…

*and then her tone changes*

…But if you wanna give me a tip, wait for me in the parking lot.”

And then she winked. O_O

I swear, all I did was hold that bottle of testosterone booster!

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