Workout much?

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That awkward moment you arrive at the gym and the facility manager looks at you, then looks at his watch, then looks at you again and says, “You’re 4 minutes late. You overslept, didn’t you?”

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Laughing, “No. I had to drop my car off at the mechanic!”

“What’s wrong?”

“I’ve been trying get it smog checked for a month, but there are some issues that keep coming up.”

4th try is a charm, right?

But hey, I got to drive a pick up truck to the gym today. Good times.

Maybe that’s a sign I should try one of my awesome pick up lines.

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