2 people disappeared from my page today and I’m rather concerned about it.
As you no doubt know, this has happened before.
But this most recent disappearance is most alarming…
And that’s because, if the rumors are true, a giant mutant radioactive squirrel escaped from a lab in Toronto this morning…
And while it may just be a coincidence, I can’t help but think that perhaps it’s this giant mutant radioactive squirrel that’s responsible.
While there weren’t any witnesses to the disappearances of these two people, I have drawn up a sketch based on a description of the beast. And because my drawing skills are so awesome, I’m pretty sure it’s accurate.
So if this doesn’t send shivers up your spine, I don’t know what will.
I am therefore, enacting a new page policy… so listen up.
From this point forward, everyone needs to buddy up with someone else. Yes, just like we used to do at the pool.
You find a buddy and you keep an eye on them.
And if you see any giant mutant radioactive squirrels, you message me without delay.
We’re going to get to the bottom of these disappearances.